Octopus

[miasmum]

To good an opportunity not to share a joke

bagpipe joke
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus.

"He can play any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play. A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus.

Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix.
The guitar owner pays up the $50.

Another customer walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis.

The trumpet-owner coughs up the $50.

Then Jim, a Scotsman plonks some bagpipes on the table. The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs off with a confused look.

Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?"

The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to •••• it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."

[Kaz]

Excellent!

[JoM]

Brilliant

[Diflower]

[pederito1]

I found bashing well with a steak thingy and pressure cooking was quite effective, also that tenderising stuff works well.

[debih]

It is now residing in the freezer.

[meriad]

Dare I ask - where on earth did Mick get the Octopus from? Not the usual kind of gift one receives

[JoM]

^ Especially in the Midlands

Did he sort it Deb or is it still 'whole'?
John would freak at the thought of an octopus in our freezer

[Ally]

^ Especially in the Midlands

Did he sort it Deb or is it still 'whole'?
John would freak at the thought of an octopus in our freezer

I'd be freaking along with John.