I'm in the shower and this is the conversation:
Don: That's a nice scarf Al.
Me: What scarf?
Don: The scarf on the bed.
Me: What scarf on the bed?
Don: The scarf that's on the bed next to your t shirt.
Me: There isn't a scarf on the bed next to my t shirt.
Don: There is, I'm looking at it.
Me: What?! I'm not wearing a scarf today.
Don: Well you must be, I can see it with my own eyes. In fact...oooh, that's nice. It's like a snoody thing.
Me: That's my skirt!



