Vocal Voices

It can only be a matter of time.
Proposals put forward by the FIA recently include two compulsory pit stops per race and doubling the amount of points for the last race in the season (this one I think they have adopted).
What next? Ten points for the driver who can lap fastest whilst balancing a pint of beer on their helmet?
Drivers having to jump out of their car at pit stop and play the middle eight bars of "Swanee River" on the banjo?

ROFL!

Five points if you can balance a spoon on your nose longer than Churchill?

I have heard rumours that a 'Banana skin' button is to be installed in every car, but only operable by other teams, it can be used only once per season.

And the 1 million point bonus for winning the last race means that everyone has a chance of being WDC.

Wow!