The media is headlining the "news" that 73% of all chickens sold in the UK are carrying campylobacter. The bug is the major cause of food poisoning in the UK with 280,000 cases every year, we are informed. The symptoms are described in great detail to scare us all senseless so that we will follow the helpful advice we are about to receive.
But hang on. The levels of contamination have been known about for years. Just about every TV cook has been telling us what to do forever. The information has been in TV programmes, food mags and newspaper food columns; and the infection rate is less than 0.006% per year. So why try to create a panic?
The "Barbeque Season" is upon us: that's why.