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Postby victor » 22 Jun 2015, 16:06

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a
large syringe to give an anaesthetic shot.



"No way, no needles!. I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank and the man said "I can't
do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates
me!"

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a
pill. "No" he says "I'm fine with pills." So the dentist gave him two little
blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked. "Viagra" she replied. "I'll be damned" said the
patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."


"It doesn't", said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on
to when I pull your tooth."
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Re: dentist?

Postby Workingman » 22 Jun 2015, 18:07

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: dentist?

Postby Kaz » 26 Jun 2015, 09:55

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: dentist?

Postby Aggers » 27 Jun 2015, 20:56

That was a hard one. :lol: :lol:
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