How to pull a sickie

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How to pull a sickie

Postby buster » 08 Aug 2015, 17:03

Ho Chow calls into work and says "Hey i no come work today , i really sick. Got headache , stomach pains and legs hurt , i no come in today"

The boss says " You know something Ho Chow , i really need you today. When i feel sick like you do , i go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and i go to work. You try that"

Two hours later Ho Chow calls again "I do what you say and i feel great , i be at work soon ....You got nice house "

:lol: :lol:
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Re: How to pull a sickie

Postby cromwell » 08 Aug 2015, 17:16

Love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to pull a sickie

Postby Kaz » 08 Aug 2015, 18:41

:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to pull a sickie

Postby Workingman » 08 Aug 2015, 22:53

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to pull a sickie

Postby Aggers » 09 Aug 2015, 09:20

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like it.
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Re: How to pull a sickie

Postby Ally » 09 Aug 2015, 16:58

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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