There has just been an item on the news about how dangerous Halloween costumes are.
There are now urgent calls for better labelling to inform us, that, wait for it, polythene, nylon, plastic, polyester and other man-made fibres melt or burn if they catch fire and can cause serious injuries.
Don't most people already know this? Has life and eleven years in education not already taught them this?
"Do not set fire to these Bat Wings, they will burn. Do not jump off buildings and hope to fly, these wings are for decoration purposes only."
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