Travels with my Ostrich ....

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Postby TheOstrich » 06 Dec 2015, 11:17

Yep, two lots of chips consumed, thin ones, freshly out of the fat fryer .... forced, as usual, to make full confession to Mrs O on my return ... :oops:

"And did you manage to get anything to eat?"
"Yuss, me'dear"
"What? ......"

This is always where the conversation takes a turn for the worse. Do you hedge around the subject or brazen it out? It doesn't really matter, the truth is always winkled out.

Back to the cabbage soup diet in January ..... :o
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Kaz » 06 Dec 2015, 13:25

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ossie I wasn't expecting a report this weekend either, so yes definitely Most Intrepid!! 8-) :oops: :D :D ;)

You wouldn't be able to manage two portions of chips from our local chippie - one small portion does at least two of us!! :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 14 Dec 2015, 22:57

Saturday 12/12 ......

So, no internet since Thursday, and a desperate memory search as to what matches were being played in the immediate locality. All I could think was that it was a “free Saturday” with none of my hit-listed teams in the area. Eventually I recalled Darlaston Town (1874) vs. Hereford Lads Club in the West Midlands Regional League Division 1 and a vague thought that I had seen that Red Star Alma (WMRL Division 2) were also at home against some team or other, the two clubs playing ¼ mile apart. The first match at Bentley Leisure Centre would be a new ground for me; I had been to Red Star at Bentley Road South on a previous occasion, and recall being horrified to find that the rough car-park surface, once I’d parked up, consisted of a few thousand rusty 3 inch nails, so I wasn’t looking forward to a revisit.

Telphoned my sister on Friday night and after a certain amount of wheedling, got her to plough through the arcane labyrinths of the FA FullTime website to confirm the Ostrich had remembered the fixtures correctly. I had, so set sail on Saturday for a 14:00 kick-off. Unusually for the Ostrich, the bird got lost twice en route, firstly inadvertently finishing up in a gated enclosure on Millionaires Mile in Little Aston, and secondly completely misjudging the filter lanes at some massive roundabout on the Walsall ring road, and then realising three minutes later, having suddenly recognised the road, that the bird was bound for Rushall!

Eventually I arrived at the Bentley Leisure Centre, the entrance to which is cunningly disguised as an old folks’ home which nearly threw me, to be confronted by an immaculate-looking pitch, nets up, but no activity. Wandered into the clubhouse where five blokes were sitting round a table while the womenfolk were putting up Christmas decorations.

“Is there a match on this afternoon?”
“Nah, it was called off at 9:00 – waterlogged pitch!”
“Oh – I don’t suppose you know if Red Star are on”
“Doubt it - they call off their matches if someone sneezes!”

Drove down to Bentley Road South, stopping short of the car-park, and again no signs of activity. Quickly reversed out!! :lol:

I’ll go back the more direct route, via Darlaston centre and the M6, I thought. The bird got lost in Darlaston owing to long-term canal bridge closures and unfathomable diversions. Eventually hit the Darlaston to Walsall road and arrived at Junction 9, M6. “No southbound access” and cones across the sliproad! Thought “sod it” and wended my way back home via the southern half of the Walsall ring road, (thus completing the circuit), and a hot cuppa tea ..... :)
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 14 Dec 2015, 23:01

Sunday 13/12 – Northern Premier League Division 1 South – (Step 4)
Romulus 0 Coalville Town 2
Admission and programme: £6, Refreshments: none!! Attendance: 105

Never trust a local newspaper! :(

Perusing the freebie Sutton Coldfield Observer sports pages on Sunday morning (it comes out on a Friday, but the delivery lad often doesn’t do his rounds until the Sunday), I saw they were advertising Romulus vs Coalville, 15:00 kick-off on the Sunday, the game having been switched from Saturday due to Romulus’s landlords, Sutton Coldfield Town, having an extended run and home tie in the FA Trophy. A perfect way to fill an internet-free Sunday afternoon, and no waterlogged pitch worries as Coles Lane, Sutton Coldfield’s ground, is a 3G artificial playing surface – much despised by football aficionados who prefer grass, but I don’t have a problem with them, and I do think they are the way of the future.

So the Ostrich meandered down to the ground, arriving at 14:05. Car-parking is pitchside – but gates at the bottom of the driveway were barred and locked.

“Haven’t you got a Roms game today?”
“Yes – but no cars allowed in once the game’s kicked off”
“But it’s 15:00, isn’t it?”
“Nope – 14:00!” Gee thanks, Sutton Observer …. :twisted:

Anyway, I managed eventually to get parked and get into the ground, having missed little of the game.

Romulus are a strange club, but in some ways very successful. They were founded in 1979 by a small band of parents, where the best players from north Birmingham were able to compete, irrelevant of their ability to pay “subscriptions”. Home was basically a playing field somewhere off Penns Lane, a mile from the Ostrich’s nest. And in their early years, they were very successful as nurturing talent – and when I say talent, I mean it: Darius Vassell (Villa, Manchester City and England), Dean Sturridge (Derby, Leicester), Zak Knight (Fulham, Villa and Bolton) are just a few of the well-known top flight players who started at Romulus. They are still turning out talent today – Marvin Johnson who signed for Motherwell this season, to name one, and Yohan Rutty Smith who signed last March for Notts County to name another.

Romulus eventually decided to enter a team in Sunday adult soccer, won just about everything in sight locally, and then in 1999, they progressed to Saturday football and the pyramid system. Promotions rapidly followed, and now they have risen to Step 4 and have a reasonable track record at that level. Their big problem is – they haven’t got a ground, so they have to share. That in itself is a little controversial – if they didn’t share, no way could they afford their own ground and no way would they be allowed to operate at Step 4. This last year, they have just bought a couple of pitches for their reserves and junior sides, off Lindridge Road, again near me, but facilities there are pretty much non-existent. However they are now running an accredited Football Academy for 16-18 year olds – study full-time for a B.Tec Sports, supervised by Bournville College.

Why are they called Romulus? Goodness only knows. I suspect they don’t know either!

The opposition, Coalville Town, aka the Ravens, arrived for the match second in the table. They were formed in 1926 as Ravenstone Miners Athletic, one of many such traditional clubs in the East Midlands / South Yorkshire area, and in the event were too good for 8th placed Roms. Two goals around the half-hour mark killed the game, the second goal a beauty; an angled drive from 15 yards, in off the far stanchion. Roms huffed and puffed but never looked like denting Coalville’s lead. A bit of a stop-start second half with plenty of fouls and minor confrontations, but nothing too nasty, and the referee kept his cards in his pocket until the 85th minute. A routine sort of game, but better than staring at a blank wall.
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 15 Dec 2015, 07:39

No refreshments???!!! No chips??!! :( :( :( :o :o :lol: :lol:

As well as enjoying your reports of the actual matches Ossie I'm also enjoying the local history and location information and your remark about your delivery boy brought back memories of our eldest lad as he had a paper round. :)

One weekend he was away visiting a friend in Middlesborough and asked if I'd cover his Sunday morning round.

No problem. :) I can still remember lugging the huge heavy bag round the streets. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Kaz » 15 Dec 2015, 09:13

Oh dear Ossie, it hasn't really been your weekend, what with waterlogged pitches and Trojan horses :oops: :oops: :oops:

I'm also enjoying the background detail :D
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby cromwell » 15 Dec 2015, 14:46

Os, you are indefatigable! Such determination, and no chips at the end of it!

I like the sound of Romulus, good on 'em. My son's match was called off. The pitches in Thornes Park, Wakefield are notorious for resembling no-man's land at the Somme, even after just a bit of rain, let alone what we have had recently.
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 15 Dec 2015, 18:57

Ally wrote: As well as enjoying your reports of the actual matches Ossie I'm also enjoying the local history and location information .....


Thank you all - glad you find the blog interesting ..... I will, of course, be asking questions at the end of the season ..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

In the meantime, here's your starter for 10: Next up on Ossie's schedule (weather and now car repairs permitting, Kaz :o ) is "The Class of '92" ..... so can you identify the team?

The incessant rain is starting to take its toll of games around here, Crommers, which means I'll probably need to be looking at more rugby union matches, certainly as back-ups. Postponed matches, especially in the non-floodlit steps 6 and below, tend to get put back to the end of the season - once the clocks go forward again at the end of March, clubs have to rearrange all their outstanding fixtures in the following 10 weeks or so, which can lead to a multitude of Tuesday and Thursday evening kick-offs, scheduled for 18:00 onwards .... in ground-hopper terminology it's known as the "silly season", and if past years are anything to go by, you'll find the Ostrich permanently roosting on the grassy bank at Shenstone Pathfinders (West Midlands League Division 1) ... :D

Ally, I hope your lad was more efficient than our delivery boy. Many organisations, sports, clubs, churches so on, advertise their Saturday and Sunday events in the paper which should come out and be delivered on the Friday. If we don't get it until mid-morning Sunday ......
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 16 Dec 2015, 10:30

You bet he was efficient Ossie - it was a 2 hour Sunday paper round, so you can imagine the weight of all the included supplements.

He got paid £14 - which to him at the time was a fortune. :lol:

Don and I are convinced this simple way of earning money early in life has stood Craig in good ground to this day in regards to handling money. :D :D

Oooh..and I have my notebook and pencil at the ready. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 19 Dec 2015, 20:52

Saturday 19/12/15 - Northern Premier League, Premier Division – (Step 3)
Rushall Olympic 2 Salford City 3
Admission £5, parking £1, programme £2
J2O and 2 x roast beef and mustard baps £4.35, chips ‘n mushy peas £1.80
Attendance: 538

I’ve always found Rushall’s ground in Daw End Lane rather remarkable for several reasons. Firstly it’s not that far from Chasewater and I’ve attended evening games where the number of Canada geese flying overhead in formation has exceeded the number of spectators watching the game. Secondly, it always reminds me of Alcatraz – two sides of the ground are surrounded by a 25 foot high steel pole and netting fence (to stop wayward balls disappearing into the impenetrable forest beyond, although for some reason, they seem quite happy for them to go into the adjacent canal running along the third side). And thirdly – well, there’s always the added excitement that you could disappear into a hole in the ground at any moment! Let me explain: a number of years ago, someone unearthed a very old map of the area. It didn’t quite say “’Ere be Dragons” in the bottom left corner, but what it did disclose was that the football ground was situated on an old limestone mine working. Despite the fact that the club had been playing there for 40-odd years without any problems, it was enough for Walsall Council to order the closure of the clubhouse and both stands on ‘elf and safety grounds. This situation lasted for about half a season, and all you could do was stand in front of the clubhouse or down one side of the pitch – the rest was roped off. Eventually, some semblance of sense was restored, and the club were told they could reopen the bar, but both stands would have to be repositioned, one to the other side of the pitch from where it was located. This was easy enough to do, as they were generic Atcost stands, of simple metal construction. But the frisson of excitement that you could disappear into the depths at any moment still lingers in the memory, and to be honest, judging by the state of the potholes at the entrance to the car-park, your vehicle would probably follow soon after you.

Another thing to note about Rushall Olympic is that while you’re waiting in the fiery depths for Mines Search and Rescue to arrive with a long ladder, you’ll have plenty to read. The Rushall programme is renowned as a gargantuan publication – indeed, today’s 88 page version was positively slimline as I’ve received over 100 pages on previous visits. A real labour of love, and not by any means padded with advertising, it features pages of statistics, match reports from throughout the Northern Premier League, transfer listings, footie news from around the world, an article by the club’s Chaplain, 6 pages on today’s opponents – I’ve only dipped into it so far, and it’ll keep me occupied for most of the weekend.

Turning to the opponents, Salford City have made the news in more ways than one in recent years. Since 1995, they’ve bumbled along quite happily, first in the North West Counties League then in the Northern Premier League Division 1 (North), from 2009/10 finishing each season happily in mid table. All that changed in 2013/14 when five members of Manchester United’s famous “Class of 92”, now retired, made (for altruistic reasons) an offer to take over the club. Yep, Giggsy, Buttsy, Scholesy and the Neville Brothers.

It’s said that some of these luminaries actually turn up at league fixtures, but there was no evidence of any of them today – well, the Neville Brothers are currently heavily involved with Valencia in the Spanish leagues. And despite the Ostrich fluffing up his feathers and preening, no BBC cameras in attendance either. They have completed a documentary on the club which got a recent airing – Gareth Seddon, mentioned in the article, came on as a substitute today.
http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio ... -92-review

Salford won Division 1 North in 2014/15 and are currently 4th in the Premier with games in hand. Rushall started the match in 10th place, and usually finish in the top half of this league. They’d also beaten Salford 1-3 at their place back in September.

Pics attacked down the slope, and with the wind, in the first half, and contrived to go in 0-2 down at the interval, and it might have been an even greater deficit if Salford’s Allen hadn’t hit a sitter wide on the 25m mark. He made amends with a forceful run through the defence and finish 4 minutes later, collecting a lucky rebound off a defender en-route, and Poole scored Salford’s second on 36m, stealing in to nod the ball gently over a stranded goal-keeper – poor defensive work by the home side.

Heath got Pics back in to the match on 50m with a fine half-volley from just inside the area, but Salford made it 1-3 on 55m with what looked like a scrambled goal by Hulme that a defender, chasing back, couldn’t keep out of the net. Rushall set up an interesting finish with a Lavelle-Moore goal on 81m, taking advantage after the Salford keeper could only parry a shot, but they couldn’t find an equaliser, Salford keeper Lynch pulling off a diving save from a Benbow free-kick destined for the bottom near corner of the net in the closing stages.

Once they had gone behind, Rushall's play was a little bit too frantic for their own good, I'm afraid. But a decent enough game, in drizzly conditions, that always held the interest.

Must dash! Strictly Final Results time! :Hi:
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