The language barrier...

[Kaz]

A virile, but middle aged Greek gentlemen named George was relaxing at his favourite bar in Athens, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"...
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, George reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, George smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, George reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, George fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Visibly shaking and barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde fluttered her eyelids and sighed,

"No, I’m Danish."

[Aggers]

[Kaz]