You need to speak to Heldar
Woman cooks, man eats, man makes mess, woman cleans, man makes money, woman sends
He was gobsmacked, the other day, when we were stood, having a beer, looking at the very dirty windows.
I said that I don't clean windows, Keith does them.
Why? he said - because he's better than me, I replied.
His face was picture - and he muttered, you are very lucky............