If you think the manifestoes are bad, wait until you get your personalised letter from the Rt. Hon Theresa May (mine came today).
It has been written by the Borg, for the Borg, with your name and constituency computer-generated throughout
"Dear Oswald Ostrich,
MAKING BREXIT A SUCCESS IS CENTRAL TO OUR NATIONAL INTEREST
[wiffle, wiffle]
.... but with your help, Oswald Ostrich, together we can get it right.The rest of it is an undisguised, personal attack on Jeremy Corbyn.
"Strong and stable" only appears four times. Mind you, so does "Coalition of chaos".
And a veiled threat to conclude:
"Some people say .... it does not matter who you vote for in Ostrich Central constituency.
[wiffle, wiffle]
The simple fact is Jeremy Corbyn will claim each and every vote for the Labour candidate in Ostrich Central constituency as a vote for him, and as a vote for his nonsensical and dangerous ideas.
A vote for anyone but my candidate is still a vote for Jeremy Corbyn and we will get 5 years of his coalition of chaos."It's not far off "we know where you live" ....
I think, on reflection, I'm going to vote for the party with the policies I most identify with, and that means Labour.
It will not make a blind bit of difference in Ostrich Central, but to be honest I haven't received such a dusty missive since my fourth year end of school term report: "Ostrich would be of far greater use to the House if he stopped playing the buffoon."
I hate being lectured!