I was so embarrassed i don`t think i can go back.

[Kaz]

Oh blimey Cromwell!

[JoM]

Crommers

[meriad]

that is too funny Cromwell

[cromwell]

I thought I had carried the nonchalant look off pretty well, but apparently not. Whilst standing with my back to the wall one of my colleagues described me as looking "As shifty as chuff".

I was given an escort to the car park and a lift home to spare any further blushes. My co workers didn't take the mickey out of me. Not much they didn't!

[JoM]

Whilst standing with my back to the wall one of my colleagues described me as looking "As shifty as chuff".

I'd heard rumours that you look like that....

[TheOstrich]

Crommers!

Everyone's nightmare .....

[Kaz]

[JanB]

To continue the theme....

Last night, had at least double the amount of beer I would normally have and then we came home. Fortunately, only Grumpy say me - and maybe next door, but hey ho.

We were sat on the front terrace and there is rather a large step down to the gravelled drive. I got up,. to turn the lights on in the pool and went bottom over wotsits. Missed my step completely and landed on the right side of my bottom, which is now rather painful to sit on. Also have a lovely scrape and bruise on my left elbow, where it hit the terrace and my right hand knuckle. Almost cracked my head, but somehow didn't.

And last week, in the bar, again having had far too many drinks brought us - I went to the loo and afterwards went to wash my hands. Turned the tap on and water splashed all over my shorts. Yes, right on the front and down the legs Then had to walk through the bar and outside

[cromwell]

This is what the demon rum does for you!

[lissie]

Oh dear Jan thanks for that it makes mine seem less serious
Take care of yourself xxx