He is my favourite Royal by a country mile, but he has to stop all his bleating.
His latest whinge is that he didn't want to be part of the Royal Family.
It's easy, son, walk in and say "Just call me Harry" then go.
Get yourself a flat in Canning Town and get working on your CV, in the meantime you will have to 'sign-on' at the Jobcentre. You will need a wallet for something called money and bank cards - you will soon get the hang of them. You will need to learn how to shop for things like food and clothes and then pay for them at a checkout as you leave. Taxis and buses cost quite a bit so you might need a bike. And don't forget that as a single lad you will have to pay council tax. If you are very frugal you might be able to put some pennies away each week for a few days off-season camping near the Essex coast every third year.
Oh what? You have changed your mind. Wise move, son, wise move.