Be sure your sins .....

[TheOstrich]

..... will find you out!

So Waitrose are changing their customer loyalty discount offers. Instead of having to go on-line and choose 10 items from a huge list of things you wouldn't normally want to buy , they are now tailoring their offers to specific items they've gleaned you regularly purchase on your weekly shopping expeditions there, (presumably by analysing your till receipts), and sending you discount vouchers to cash in on your favourites.

To Mrs O's horror, top of the list of coupons is (£1.50 off) chocolate Kit-Kats. And not just any old Kit-Kats, they've specified the bumper 16 pack variety ...

The other three vouchers we've got are for cod fishcakes, Strength 4 cheddar cheese, and Alpro almond milk cartons.

What would be the four coupons you'd receive based on your weekly shopping habits?

[meriad]

in no particular order

Cat food
wine
mature, extra mature or vintage cheddar
prosecco

[JoM]

Iceberg lettuce
Tassimo coffee pods
Nature Valley granola bars
Cream crackers

[meriad]

LOL Jo, so much healthier than my optons

[Workingman]

Full fat long life milk
Full fat Langley Farm Yoghurts
Mince (beef and pork)
Boneless and skinless chicken thighs

[saundra]

Long life semi skimmed milk
Pg tips tea
Warburtons bread
Birds eye fish fingers

[Kaz]

Ossie, that's so funny!

Mine would be:-

Goats' milk
Seeded wholemeal bread
Bananas
Extra mature cheddar

[TheOstrich]

I see nobody else has admitted to chocolate ...... must tell Mrs O!

And three votes for strong cheddar.

[saundra]

Who is going to admit to chocolate ossie
Well here is mine
Black and greens mini bars at xmas
Crunchie
Diam bars
Magnum ice cream

[JanB]

Beer
Wine
Water
Meat of some description or other