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Curry health warning.

Postby Workingman » 10 Apr 2018, 16:24

Two men and a woman from Bradford are in hospital after snorting various chilli powders - one has a dodgy tikka, one is in a korma, and the breasts of the woman have begun to saag.
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Re: Curry health warning.

Postby TheOstrich » 10 Apr 2018, 19:03

Did they daal 999? :mrgreen:
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Re: Curry health warning.

Postby Kaz » 10 Apr 2018, 20:36

Did they run to aloo?
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Re: Curry health warning.

Postby Kaz » 10 Apr 2018, 20:37

Or call their naan? :P Or maybe their poppa, Dom? :mrgreen: :lol:
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