Derek and Clive's Jump.
Why? Well the EU is setting out its new budget for 2020-2026.
Honestly I can't stop smiling and I'm about 1mm away from killing myself laughing.
That €13bn _net_ sum the UK was calculated to be paying the EU has turned into €15bn _net_ Every Single Year. What a bummer, they have a €105bn black hole in the budget. That is, at current exchange rates, £253m every single week for the entire 7 years of the budget.
Granted they will get some easement from the £39bn we are paying them, but, then, they have to fill the 21 months between Brexit day and their new budget.
Reading the news on this is soooo satisfying. The leading lights who said "get lost sonny" to Cameron are frothing at the mouth about the EU proposals. They told Cameron that there was NO WAY IN HELL they were going to open the CAP to negotiations. And they didn't. Not even now. The Commission just told France and Spain that they'll be getting less money. 5% less money. Suck it up. Oh and whilst you are at it, you'll be paying more money to get less CAP subsidies!
I'm waiting for the "You lied to us" from the other 27. My response to that is "They lied to us too, suck it up or leave!".
The Irony is so thick you couldn't cut it with a chainsaw. Denmark and their "some countries need to realise that they have become a little country", is not really washing now is it? Given that we were paying their bills for them. A bill they, now, can't afford. Who's a little country now then?
Also the EU is tying "compliance to EU 'values' to hand outs", essentially leaving Hungary and Poland with a stark choice. Conform to the EU diktat or pay your own way.
I said it at the beginning and I'm going to keep repeating it. Most of the rest of the EU is going to rue the day that the UK decided to leave the EU. We were one of the 2 countries the EU absolutely could not afford to lose. They just didn't understand it, or refused to believe it.
The commission would never _ever_ have tried this stuff with the UK still in the EU. We'd have vetoed it in a second.
Now here is the best bit of all.
If the "member states" veto the budget and refuse to accept what the commission has proposed, the existing budget continues unchanged. Well unchanged except for one tiny little problem.... The £253 million every single week that they will not be getting from Jan 1 2020. Oh we'll be paying a little pocket change for a while, but it won't make a bigger dent in that €15bn than a pea shooter would to a Tank.
It is at this point that I'm having difficulty typing because I'm laughing too damned hard....