We shoppers have got to be stopped from behaving badly. We have to be made to get in our cars or hop on a bus and go shopping on the "High Street", it's the only way.
We cannot be allowed open access to online shopping for our own convenience without some form of punishment. Oh no siree! So that nice man, Mr Hammond, is thinking of introducing an online purchase tax paid for by us shoppers, and it will be in addition to VAT.
He has not said whether VAT will be added after the purchase tax or before. I have my suspicions.