The Random Thread

[Kaz]

Oi you, there's a (appropriately socially distanced) queue here!

[Workingman]

I know... and I'm at the front so stay back.

[Kaz]

[JanB]

That daft person next door was drilling holes in his garden - and it was hammering down

He's not right in the head

[meriad]

Electric drill in the rain - daft... but then Darwin's theory / Darwin awards come to mind.

[Workingman]

Electric drill in the rain - daft... but then Darwin's theory / Darwin awards come to mind.

Jan can but hope.

[JanB]

He's on my list…….

[JanB]

Jan just rang. She had to go to the Algarve this morning, for an mri, so thought she'd pop into Iceland on her way back

I've got a kilo of cumberland sausages coming, as well as some strong cheddar

[Kaz]

Oh nice!

[Workingman]

I went for a gas and electric top-up and in the car park was a woman trying to reverse out of the parking space she had driven into. Backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards with hardly any turning of the steering wheel. She was all alone in the car..... but wearing a face mask.