The Random Thread

[Workingman]

The Star: Married chicken, mother of 327, runs of with single young Cockerel - old Cock devastated. Read all about it!

Also: Horsefly bite man's willy, and other cock and bull stories on page five.

[Kaz]

Sorry Ossie, but just why DID your chicken cross the road? Questions must be asked....

[Ally]

:lol: Sorry Ossie, but just why DID your chicken cross the road? Questions must be asked....

Social distancing.

[cromwell]

The Star: Married chicken, mother of 327, runs of with single young Cockerel - old Cock devastated. Read all about it!

Also: Horsefly bite man's willy, and other cock and bull stories on page five.

It's true though Frank. With that family the truth is always stranger than fiction.

Ally - social distancing chickens?!

I hope that the poor thing is found; hopefully it's cluck hasn't run out...

[Ally]

Tumbleweed Crommers?

[cromwell]

I'll get me coat.

[Ally]

I'll get me coat.

[saundra]

Beautiful day now really warm
Got my salad box
Beautiful lettuce
Tomatoes
Cucumber
Cooked beetroot
Radish
cress
Spring onions ,
All for £5-00no delivery charge
nOw eating a cheese cress sarni

[TheOstrich]

I hope that the poor thing is found; hopefully it's cluck hasn't run out...

Fret not, folks, it is now reported the errant fowl has been recaptured!

We can now get back to the normal endless grumbles about speeding motorists, cyclists, road works, dog-poo bags, supermarket queues, bonfires, missing cats, upside-down sheep …. I swear you could concoct a year's supply of scripts for The Archers off our local FB page

[Kaz]

Return Of The Chicken - Thomas Hardy missed a trick there, Os