Some time ago I started to grow some chilli plants - Scotch Bonnets, Black Bird chillies and Trinidad Scorpions.
Today one fell off. It was an almost black red colour of indistinct shape and had blown off because it was next to the open window and in a fairly stiff breeze - what to do? So, in goes the thumb nail to dig a tiny bit out along with some juice, then a quick suck of the thumb for a taste test. Wrong move ... ever so ever the wrong move. It was a Trinidad Scorpion!
Trinidad Scorpions are the second hottest chilli in the whole Universe and to put it in the perspective of a chilli you might know it is almost 200 times hotter than a Jalapeno. This happened in the late afternoon and I was in real tears. Nothing but nothing would take the burn away, not iced water, not cold milk, not cold orange juice: nothing. The burn just kept going. I am still only on cold drinks, but a few shots of voddy and Irn-Bru appear to be numbing the pain a bit. I might have to have a few more just to make sure.