The parcel was only a damned electric piano...

[Workingman]

... and the clowns downstairs can't knock out a tune on it! They are novices so all I get in my lug holes is plink, plonk, plink-plonk, plunk. It also has various drum beats for the plink, plonk, plink-plonk, plunk to be played along to.

I am certain that the judge and jury will take pity on me .... "It was a fair cop your honour, members of the jury, but in my defence please listen to this ...."

[cromwell]

There isn't a court in England that would find you guilty!

[victor]

Know what you mean WM ,have a matelot opposite us whose been drinking most of the day and while i enjoy music it doesn't mean the same bleeding record over & over again --how many times can we "meet again" "roll out the barrel" etc