I am about to be arrested.

[Workingman]

I have just received a phone call from HMRC telling me that I have an outstanding issue with my tax. I was invited to press 1 for more details but that if I did not I would be arrested shortly.

I didn't press 1 so I sit here and wait for the handcuffs to be slapped on.

[JanB]

[Kaz]

[Workingman]

Still here .... but just in case I would like to inform you all that I quite like a heavy fruitcake - no icing - but with a surprise hacksaw and file included in the mixture. Gotta keep those iron levels up ain't ya?

[cromwell]

They've caught up with you at last Frank

[jenniren]

I had that call some months ago, still waiting............

[victor]

What are visiting hours?
Or are you classed as High Risk?

[Workingman]

Don't know, Vic, Jen is way ahead of me in the queue for the knock, she'll let us know.