We were sat outside the front of the house, enjoying the sun and having a beer - well, it's a holiday here
The idiot next door - and that's me being polite - lit his first fire in the fireplace today.
The smoke was unbelievable It stank too. Daft prat probably used wet wood.
He then appeared on the roof trying to put some netting around his chimney We could hardly see him, because of the smoke