The man is a prat

[JanB]

Honestly, who, in their right mind, would buy ( or maybe rent from the Algarve) a sort of lawnmower and then walk around the sides of a very large field, three times, cutting the grass

It's about two acres in size.

Complete prat.

[cromwell]

Loonies do what loonies do Jan. There's no rhyme or reason

My son has a nutty neighbour. On the spectrum doesn't begin to describe it.
Hopefully yours will be placed in a secure unit soon.

[JanB]

Looney tunes

They have paying guests as from tomorrow, so all will be quiet.

Bliss

[Kaz]

[JanB]

My mistake. He's done four lines of cutting That's about two miles, pushing a mower

[Kaz]

[cruiser2]

He could buy a cow and sell the milk or a couple of shep and sell the wool.

[JanB]

He has goats and sheep, hence sowing the land, and three donkeys

But he really needs to cut it now and bale it.

[Workingman]

Jan, why don't you hire a crop spraying drone and fill its tanks with that salt and vinegar concoction you make? Do it at night, they are quiet, and give it a chance to soak in - do it a few nights.

[JanB]

Nah, he needs to feed his animals, it's not their fault their owner is a git.

It has been sooooooo quiet today, as they have paying guests

Normally, the dogs bark at every car/truck that goes up and down the track.

Not once

All day