Life Before The Computer

[cruiser2]

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was for radio or TV
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was on a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu!
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive ws a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

There may be others. Found these in an old file.

[cromwell]

I like the one about the cursor!

[JoM]

[Workingman]

Windows were for looking in or out of.
Cookies (biscuits) were for dunking in your cup of tea.

[Kaz]