And they are thick. A poll of Conservatives shows that Tory types want Risky Sunhat to go, but they want Nigel (seven failures to be an MP) or the lying buffoon, Mr (party, party) Johnson, to replace him. Thankfully neither are MPs.
The next in line are Jeremy (rhymes with) Hunt or James (not so) Cleverly to replace him. Or they then want Kemi (badenough), but after that.... Cruella, the Lettuce and Priti Useless look to be out of it. The barrel bottom could then be breached.
Two by-elections coming up, then there are the May council elections. There could be a wipeout.
Another poll of the wider public says that it is not a new leader that's needed it's a GE. So come on, chaps, you can do it.