The Random Thread

[Kaz]

I have a crocus flowering in the back garden already.

[Kaz]

My narcissus have been flowering for a couple of weeks. Still waiting for the other bulbs, just got a lot of long leaves at the moment

[JanB]

Next door is just confirming he's weird

All our land is fenced.

So he's putting one up on the inside of his land

If it was higher fencing, I could understand, but it's the same height

[Kaz]

[JoM]

[JanB]

It-s been raining mice and salamanders

Just had to fish both out of the pool

[cromwell]

Next door is just confirming he's weird

All our land is fenced.

So he's putting one up on the inside of his land

If it was higher fencing, I could understand, but it's the same height

[JanB]

Double proof.

It-s hammering down and he-s out on his tractor, driving at 1kmph, as is normal for him, with the hopper on the back, planting whatever seeds he-s decided will grow.

It-s cold, windy and he has no hat or jacket

[cromwell]

Nutter alert!

I suppose he inadvertently provides some amusement, amongst all the nasty stuff.

[JanB]

I suppose he inadvertently provides some amusement, amongst all the nasty stuff.

Oh, he does Crommers

Stories get told down at the bar.

But honestly, I could walk faster than he drives that tractor