


Grumpy has been wearing the same





So this morning, I grabbed 'em - shoved 'em in the machine, having checked the pockets for hankies, bits of sand paper


Went up to get them in earlier and oooohh, what's this?
the blasted car key






It is now a very clean car key - and was also a very hot


He'd shoved it into one of those silly side pockets that I didn't even realise he had



Fortunately, the remote doesn't always work - well, it certainly won't now


