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New Password Required

Postby Rodo » 24 Nov 2013, 16:56

Technology: NEW PASSWORD REQUIRED

User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?

Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?

Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: ok, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: pretty roses

Website: you must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose

Website: you cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose

Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1fckingprettyrose

Website: you must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1FCKINGprettyrose

Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1Fckingprettyrose

Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1Fckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfckingnow

Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.
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Re: New Password Required

Postby molly » 24 Nov 2013, 18:28

LOL………….but funnily enough…………….I was trying to join something today, trying to sort out my daughters old phone to new phone transfer and every username I put it, it told me was already in use, even if I put in gobbledygook!! I gave up in the end.
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Re: New Password Required

Postby Aggers » 25 Nov 2013, 12:26

:lol:

It's no laughing matter, really.

Some websites can be unbelievably stupid. I have been told many times that my Post Code in invalid', and it's existed for over two years.

The other day I was told that my date of birth was not a valid date. :shock:
Don't they know there can be 24 days in a month and people do live into their eighty-ninth year?

Computers are supposed to be clever, but sometimes they are just stupid.
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Re: New Password Required

Postby JoM » 25 Nov 2013, 14:10

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had to change my password the other day on a site I'd not used for a few years, it wouldn't let me have my usual password again as it was too much like my old one :roll:
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