NEWSFLASH

[buster]

A toilet has been stolen from New Scotland Yard HQ

A police spokesman said " We have nothing to go on "

[JoM]

[Kaz]

[Aggers]

UPDATE.....

Chief Inspector Plod, who is in charge of the case, says he
is looking for a man with one eye. If that isn't successful he
will try using both eyes.

[TheOstrich]

[Aggers]

Latest news from Scotland Yard:

Police announced this morning that they wish to interview a man
wearing high heels and frilly knickers. The Chiel Constable, however,
insists that they must wear their normal uniforms.

[Aggers]

Latest on the ­robbery: At Scotland Yard today, a man who’s as deaf as
a post, cannot speak ­English, has a terrible stutter, bad breath and squeaky
shoes, is not helping the police with their inquiries one little ­bit.