Aw what a shame about your friends!
I LOL'd at Joe and the family bathroom, Becky pretty much takes ours over when she's here, as we always use the en suite! It's full of her lotions and potions - so much so I had to buy one of those plastic drawers on wheels units to put them all away tidily
Those are darned good prices! We paid £226k for ours and I think we got rather a bargain!! Looking on Rightmove at the prices paid (as you do when you're a nosy old trout like me ) our neighbours all paid far more!!! Next door paid almost £30k more when it was brand new, and when the house on the corner, round the corner, sold recently they were asking £289k, and their's was only two storey, although still 4 bed! I don't suppose they will have got FAP, but even so they must have got something approaching it...............
Di I don't think much of their Estate Agents then, they are very slow at putting their sales online! Don't they know we are all dying for a nose??????