Boris Johnson, currently a local mayor, has decided the he WILL become an MP. Not only that, he is also going to PICK his constituency and the people he is going to represent. Once anointed he is then going to stand for leadership of the Tories when Cameron resigns, or maybe, just maybe, he will take steps to force Cameron out.
Budge up, chaps and chapesses, we have another parachutist on the way.