An American Parish Magazine.

[Aggers]

Alleged Items from an American Parish Magazine.

Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and community.

Tuesday at 4 pm there will be an Ice Cream Social.
All ladies giving milk please come early.

Wednesday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All wishing to become mothers please see the Vicar in his study after.

On Easter Sunday, Mrs Brown will come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will end with “Little Drops Of Water”.
One of the ladies will start quietly and then the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday a collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet.
All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and do so.

A baked bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.

Ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They can be seen in the church basement on Friday.

The rosebud on the altar on Sunday was to announce the birth of David Brown,
the sin of the Rev and Mrs Julius Belzer.

At the evening service next Sunday the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?”.
If you come early you can hear our choir practice.

[Workingman]

Oh dear!

[Kaz]

[JoM]

Brilliant!