Easy to Operate

[cruiser2]

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Cambridge, says:"i like accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second surgeon from Oxford responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians.Everything inside s colour coded.

The third surgeon, from Leeds, says:" No, I really think librarians are the best--everything inside them is in aphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon from Manchester, chimes in:" I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over"

But the fifth surgeon, from London, shut them all up when he observed: "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine...and the head and ass are interchangeable!!

[Kaz]

[JoM]