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Postby TheOstrich » 12 Mar 2016, 21:35

Saturday 12/03/16 - East Midlands Counties League (Step 6) @ 15:00
Barrow Town 2 Kimberley Miners Welfare 2
Admission: £3, Programme: free! :D
Refreshments: At the game - £2.00 bacon butty, £2.00 hot dog, £1.80 J2O. Tuna and mayo sandwich and pint of milk from the Barrow upon Soar Co-op £2.49
Attendance: 41 (h/c)

One of the lengthier and more pleasurable trips today to the wilds of the Charnwood Forest in north-eastern Leicestershire; the lands of the Rhomaleosaurus Megacephalus, otherwise known as the Barrow Kipper. :shock: Actually, it’s nothing like a kipper. I certainly wouldn’t want it for breakfast, smoked or not, neither would I want to meet one on a dark night! It’s a plesiosaur, unearthed in a lime-pit in the village of Barrow upon Soar in 1851, and both the village and the football club have adopted it as their emblem. The actual skeleton itself is on display in New Walk Museum, Leicester ….
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrow_up ... Museum.JPG

My only previous visit to Riverside Park (the River Soar is navigable and there’s a huge caravan park cum moorings next to the football ground) was back in August 2014. It’s easily reached from Birmingham by car up the M42 to Ashby North junction, then east on the A512 to Loughborough, round the town centre on the A6004 ring road to pick up the main A6 to Leicester, and the sliproad for Barrow upon Soar is about ½ mile down that road. It only takes roughly an hour, and as I arrived hideously early, I first popped into the village Co-op for light refreshments before diverting back across the A6 into Quorn, firstly to locate their football stadium which I’ll earmark for a visit some time next season, and secondly to drop in on the Great Central Railway at their Quorn & Woodhouse Station. I’m always happy to donate money to preserved railways, but as nobody seemed inclined to serve me (or others) in the café, I decided not to make any contribution to their coffers today. :evil: There were more than a few items of interest for the railway enthusiast, including an old 1960’s diesel locomotive being refurbished in the yard – and judging by the voices and muffled swearing coming from inside the engine compartment, not without some difficulty! :D

Barrow Town have quite an attractive ground set in an extensive acreage. There’s three small stands / shelters on the far side of the main pitch from the clubhouse, two being of the ubiquitous pre-fabricated metal Atcost-style (one of these containing the usual plastic bucket seats) and the third stand a simple brick construction. The clubhouse is a neat, modernish brick and tile affair, the loos (when I eventually tracked them down) are inside behind one of the unmarked fire exit doors, and the clubhouse kitchen has an outside hatch for all the usual fayre – burgers, hot dogs, chip butties. There’s very much a rural aspect to the ground, ample parking once you’ve bounced over a couple of cattle grids in the driveway, and there’s still a few locals preferring to watch the game from the high pedestrian bridge across the A6 which overlooks the ground, rather than pay the modest admission charges. :roll:

Neither Barrow Town nor Kimberley Miners Welfare (Kimberley is a small town about 5 miles north-west of Nottingham, originally known for its coal mining and hosiery manufacturing, both of which are no more) have set the EMCL alight this season, and they came into the match 15th and 14th in the table respectively. This was a game of honest endeavour rather than skill, plenty of action nevertheless, but rather too many wayward goal attempts and a draw was a fair result. Barrow twice took the lead, and twice were pegged back, conceding goals through poor defending at set pieces. Probably the main talking point would be the five minute hold-up right at the end after a Kimberley attacker had a minor bout of pushing and shoving with the home keeper; the referee needed three long consultations with his linesman before eventually booking the Kimberley player, and the Barrow no.3 for some reason. All a bit overblown and unnecessary, really, at the conclusion of a fairly average sort of game!
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 13 Mar 2016, 12:45

That whole trip sounded a damn sight more entertaining than the actual match! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love trains I do.


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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Kaz » 13 Mar 2016, 17:26

Me too Ally, trains and boats are my favourites :D 8-)

Ossie, the grub sounded good this week too :)
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 14 Mar 2016, 00:53

Yes, the trip to Barrow upon Soar is quite scenic across country - and the football club do have a good reputation for decent grub!

Anyway, a bonus match for you all this weekend:

Sunday 13/03/16 - Kingstone League Division 1 @ 15:00
Coventry Bears RLFC 16 Rochdale Hornets RLFC 58
Admission: £10, programme: £2, raffle £1
Refreshments: Burger in a bun with chips £4, rather stewed coffee £1
Attendance: 250

Phaaaaaaarrrrrrp!


That’s the trouble, you see. Show the Ostrich a game hooter, and there’s no stopping him sounding off! :lol: It’s time to introduce you to the hapless Coventry Bears and that strange entity known as semi-professional rugby league.
Rugby league, very much like women’s football, rather reminds me of a sport desperately trying to invent itself. Its heartlands are, of course, Lancashire and West Yorkshire, but there has always been the urge to try to market the game elsewhere within the UK – and France. The Coventry Bears were formed in 1998 purely as an amateur club, and by 2004 were playing in the amateur National leagues. They weren’t overly successful and returned to the local Midlands league, but in 2011, they re-entered the National leagues, upgraded to the newly-formed National Conference Division 3 in 2013, and started playing fixtures at the Coventry Butts Arena against northern amateur sides such as Blackbrook and Woolston Rovers. However, the powers that be decided that the game needed to be truly “national”, and Coventry, along with various other “Southern Expansion” clubs, were invited to turn semi-professional at the start of the 2015 season and awarded a place in the Kingstone Press League Division 1, which is technically only two levels below the Super League – the giants of the rugby league sport like Warrington, Leeds and Wigan.

Well, with all due respect, these “Southern Expansion” clubs are light-years away from the top level. In fact, the Kingstone League Division 1 is to all intents and purposes two separate mini-leagues – the northern clubs like Rochdale Hornets and Keighley Cougars taking the top seven places in the division, and the southern clubs like the Bears, the University of Gloucester All Golds and the South Wales Scorpions filling the bottom seven slots. Plus this season, there is a wild card – the rugby league have invited Toulouse Olympique :shock: to play in the division as the 15th team, which is very interesting, but goodness knows who is funding it all, as Coventry’s crowds are rarely greater than 300. In a 3,000 seater stadium …..

The other “symptom” that rugby league shares with women’s football is Razzamatazz. For example, a team mascot (teenager in blue leggings wearing an outsize bear’s head). <sigh> I suppose one day I shall finish up having to high-five “Big Blue” (as I have already had to high-five “Bella The Lion” at Aston Villa Ladies FC). Still, on the bright side, at least they will have had the experience of high-fiving an Ostrich …. :mrgreen: Then there is GAPA. We had performances by GAPA all last season. GAPA is the Godiva Academy of Performing Arts who provided a youthful and exuberant cheerleading section, together with contemporary dance performances. Now don’t get me wrong, as a long-time resident of the South-West, I’m well versed in cheerleading, majorettes and the Somerset Carnival Circuit. But there’s good and there’s … well …

All together now:
We – Are – Growly Bears
We Are Growly Bears – RAR!
We – Are – Growly Bears
We Are Growly Bears – RAR!
RaaaaaaaRRRRR! BEARS!


It does become a bit wearing after a time. Thankfully, GAPA seem to have moved onto bigger and better things, as they now perform the “Wasps Wiggle” in front of 25,000 odd crowds at the Ricoh Arena. Well, good for them!
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=wasps ... dnNCywM%3A

Then there was the team entrance music. It was stirring, brilliant, but it drove me to absolute distraction last season! Eventually I marched up to the announcer’s box and asked them what the ‘eck it was. They didn’t know, but allowed they nicked it off Wigan Warriors RLFC. :D I did, subsequently, track it down, and here it is ….. (unfortunately, they’ve ditched it this year in favour of some techno-pop piece. :( )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94dY-QxjDiE

So, to the game! It’s quickly told - a fairly deserved tanking for the hapless Bears who endured a wretched first half, turning around 0-32 down at the interval. Defensive tackling varied between poor and non-existant, whilst forward progress was unfortunately occasionally backwards. Bears' player Ben Warrilow suffered a nasty injury on 38m, having to be immobilised and stretchered off - looked like a head or neck problem.

Coventry eventually got on the score sheet after 57m, making it 4-40 at that point, and then more or less traded tries with Rochdale in the final period of the match to make the final score 16-58. It was, however, never remotely anything approaching a contest; just a stroll in the park for the Rochdale Hornets. That's four defeats on the trot - a long, hard season beckons …. :?

Finally, what is it with Virgin Trains? We seem to have replaced the English language with VirginSpeak: “The train will shortly be arriving into Birmingham International station.” I don’t know about you, but personal I like to arrive AT a station. I think Richard Branson should be made to dive INTO a bowl of custard! :twisted:
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 14 Mar 2016, 07:02

Ooooh an extra Ossie travel! :lol: :lol:

I hate to admit this in a world of equality for women and all that....but I detest women's football!! :evil: :oops:

Even my students know the correction preposition is arriving AT a station!
What is happening to our beautiful language over there??!! :roll: :shock:

Bored with that song....tra la la la la
Bored with that song....tra la la la la
Bored with....you get the picture. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for a good read. :D
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Kaz » 14 Mar 2016, 08:56

LOL Ally, my particular bug-bear is "bored of" instead of "bored with" - that drives me bananas, but is increasingly used here :? :evil: :cute: :cute: :evil:

Ossie I just cannot imagine you high-fiving anyone, let alone a giant lion or Big Blue Bear :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby TheOstrich » 19 Mar 2016, 21:47

Saturday 19/03/16 - National League Division 1 (Level 3) @ 15:00
Coventry RUFC 33 Cinderford RUFC 27
Admission: £11, programme: £2.50. I recognised the lad who sold me the programme as he was the same youngster who sold me my programme at the hapless Coventry Bears last Sunday! We had a laugh together.
Refreshments: £4 faggots, mushy peas and chips before the game; £3.50 chicken pie and chips at half time. Let me explain before you declare Ossie a glutton. We are currently having the house totally repainted and Bryan the Painter has commandeered the kitchen. Mrs O promptly stated “Cook’s day off, go find your own grub ….”
Attendance: 851. That’s poor for Coventry, first time below 1,000 this season.

I was going to make this a very short report because (a) I was back at the Butts Arena for the second time in a week, (b) I’ve already reported in this blog on a Coventry rugby union home game this season, and (c) the Ostrich is still trying to preen magnolia paint out of its feathers. :roll: I was merely going to muse on the origins of the Coventry coat of arms which features a medieval castle sitting on top of an elephant. If there ever was a castle in Coventry, and there are some ancient references to it, nobody now knows where it actually stood. The elephant symbolises strength, but also in mythology (apparently) the elephant was famed as a slayer of dragons, and legend has it that the well-known dragon-slayer St. George was born somewhere near the city. Basically, in other words, nobody’s got much of a clue. The famous Lady Godiva was a real life person of course, so they could always have depicted her riding on the back of the elephant …… :shock:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=coven ... 7K-cE5M%3A

However, I did see something quite interesting and worth reporting before the start of the game today, and that was a demonstration of the increasingly popular sport of Flyball. Hands up who knows what it is …. :mrgreen:

Well, it is a team sport which originated in California in the 1970’s, and seems to have crossed the Atlantic around 1996. Each team consists of four dogs, almost exclusively collies, who run a relay race on a 50 foot track containing four hurdles. At the far end is the flyball box; the dog hits the box with its front paws releasing a tennis ball from a spring loaded trap which it gathers and then returns over the hurdles to its handler. At which point the next dog sets off …. the British team record is apparently 15.74 seconds! The demonstration was put on by the Coventry Racers Club who exhibited around 10 collies and 1 noisy terrier who, first time out, burrowed under the lane netting and hightailed it into the stand, much to the amusement of all. :lol: It’s fast, furious, fun and the collies are metaphorically as high as kites, straining for the go signal. It features in Crufts, and there are British Flyball Association competitions throughout the year at venues from Kent to Scotland. Catch it at a Showground near you ….
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbuTKLKG6qk

Anyway, Cinderford started the game second from bottom of a 16 team league from which three are relegated, 5 pts behind Wharfdale and 15 points adrift of 13th place Hull Ionians. Coventry were 10th following a run of four defeats, and another one today might have put them somewhat in the relegation mix. According to the programme, they have recently announced their head coach is being replaced at the end of the season, and that a number of current players are not getting renewed contracts, which can’t exactly help morale, one might suspect. :?

It was a bit of a cat and mouse game, Coventry leading 15-0 in the first 17 minutes, but Cinderford pegged them back to 15-12 and 20-17 just after the interval. Coventry pulled away around the hour mark thanks to sin-binning, the resulting penalty knocked over from in front of the posts, and a subsequent penalty try to make it 30-17. Cinderford fought back with a 71m try in the corner, superbly converted, but ill-discipline again resulted in a yellow card and an easy penalty for Coventry. With the score at 33-24 in the dying stages, Cinderford opted for a penalty to claim a losing bonus point alongside their four-try bonus point.

Contrasting styles - Coventry played expansive rugby in fits and starts whilst Cinderford opted for the close game and long periods of possession. The home side were always in the lead, but simply couldn’t administer the coup de grace to their opponents. Full marks to Cinderford for keeping on plugging away – a bit more luck and a bit more discipline and they might have pulled off a win today!
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Re: Travels with my Ostrich ....

Postby Ally » 20 Mar 2016, 07:31

Thanks for that Ossie. :D :D

You? A Glutton? Never! Testing the food is of paramount importance to our ro(VV)ing reporter! :lol: :lol: :D

£11 admission fee..is that expensive?

It's great you (and many others) enjoy going to these games Ossie.

I enjoy footy and usually watch Jeff Stelling's Soccer Saturday on Sky Sports - one thing I do hate are all these namby pamby top players who bleat about the least little thing, given that they travel to matches in style, are mollycoddled to the nth degree and get paid shed loads of money for doing so! :evil:

Then you have the players in lower leagues who turn up for every training match and go out every Saturday and play in horrible weather conditions for peanuts.

John Terry :evil: was moaning a couple of weeks ago about playing in cold and rainy conditions! :roll:

Man up ya big Jessie! :lol: :lol:
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