Get your detective hats on....

[Workingman]

Jo, first they need growing slightly, not extensions or overlays, and then squaring off. Avoid gel at all costs. Expensive to apply and remove. All that UV setting and the soaking in acetone to remove is not good for the skin. Go for a colour shade to match or contras with what you usually have as eye shadow, and if you absolutely must go for a pattern then keep it simple. If you cuticles need doing do not have them pushed right back, go for them being shaped instead.

[Kaz]

Frank

Jo they had to look closely at you, just to be sure, because you do look very young! Is he thinking of taking you to Dublin? You could get there on any photo ID

This would be driving me bananas, so I'm in the "Beat him with a rolling pin until he tells" corner, with Frank

[Gal]

You know what - I'd show not a scarp more interest in whatever 'it' is until the day. If Tom wants to play games, then so can you!

I don't tend to poke Christmas gifts either, btw, and I must have passed this on to Jen, plus the reasons why (there's no fun in knowing what you're getting before Christmas Day cos when it comes and you open it - then what?? )....easy peasy

[JoM]

It's not like he's playing games though Gal. He told me a few weeks ago that I need to keep the 2nd free and no doubt he'd have filled me in on the basic details beforehand but I was curious last night and asked what time of day I needed to keep free, because I really did think we'd just be going out for something to eat so wondered if it'd be morning, afternoon or evening, and he told me all day and that was when he said I'd need some ID too. It's really sweet of him to arrange something but I'm just too flippin' curious when it comes to surprises

Joe hasn't been told because he can't keep his mouth shut plus they all know what I'm like with surprises and Joe's very easily bought

Kaz, I did wonder about Dublin but then we'd already talked about me and him going for a day later in the year anyway (and that's booked for November). Edinburgh, Glasgow or Belfast maybe?
Or perhaps he's buying me a funeral plan seeing as I'm knocking on a bit and I need to show ID for that?

[Workingman]

Or perhaps he's buying me a funeral plan seeing as I'm knocking on a bit and I need to show ID for that?

Well yes, and do not forget future archaeologists... "Oh look at her nails, what was she thinking!?"

[JoM]

I shall take your advice from earlier today Frank

[Kaz]

[Workingman]

I shall take your advice from earlier today Frank

You know it makes sense ...

Just don't do a 'Ria'.

[meriad]

Just don't do a 'Ria'.

What, what??? what did I do

[Osc]

Mr Osc says is he taking you on the Eurostar? But then you would need euros.