Oooops!!

[Osc]

Mr Osc playing with Kellie this afternoon, she was lying on the floor and he was pretending to kick her on the bottom, she thought this was hilarious. Then she decided to have a little diva moment and went off in a mini strop (she had a whinge, nobody pays any attention once she is ok, she stops )

Later on she was talking to Mummy and Daddy on FaceTime - Daddy I was crying. Why were you crying, Kellie, says Daddy. Because Grandad was kicking me Hope they haven't called social services!

[Workingman]

Get the Garda round. Get him in the Black Maria. Get the thumb screws ready....

So, Mr Osc, why were you kicking the little Kellie?
She was eatin me Werthers and had hidden an almost full bag.
Ach, the man's fine, away with him..... bring in the girl. Hiding Werthers eh?

[Kaz]

They'd get you shot sometimes!

[JoM]