Oh please.... we cannot be this stupid.... can we?

[Workingman]

The question on everyone's lips is: "Is it safe to reuse a water bottle?"

Fear not, the BBC has come to our rescue with this handy little video.

Please spend a few moments of your time watching this, and feel free to take notes - copious notes - notes you can access at a moments notice. You could die a long and painful death if the temperature goes above 20.1ºC and you are not clued up.

Next week: "After whipping cream using a whizzer stick can I lick the blades clean with it still plugged in?"

[Suff]

After the dumbing down of society that the BBC and others, have been guilty of, the only answer to that is a qualified "Yes".

Why qualified? Because the people who need this will probably be hospitalised from drinking booze all night then watching Jerry Springer all day on their mobiles, in full sun, without any water; just more beer........

I know, I know, I stereotype. But, then again, where do stereotypes come from????