Utter male idiocy pt 94

[cromwell]

Like many gentlemen of a certain time of life, one of my hips has seen better days. So I'm using this product called Flexiseq which is supposed to help. It is a cream which comes in a white tube. Before going to bed I generally dab some on. Last week I got the tube from the bathroom and went into the bedroom. MrsC was in bed so I didn't turn the light on.

As I'm putting it on she says "Does that stuff work?". "Can't do any harm" says I.

In the morning I woke up, rolled over and was about to apply some more. When I realised that the tube on the bedside table wasn't Flexiseq but toothpaste. Which explained why it hadn't come out of the tube so well and why it had felt a bit gritty....

My, MrsC did laugh! "It's brought it out lovely and white" says she. "Does it prevent hip decay?" etc etc.

If I can bring a little sunshine into my loved one's life...!

[Kaz]

Couldn't you smell the mint?

[TheOstrich]

[cromwell]

I didn't smell a thing Kaz. Drink had been taken, though.

[saundra]

Ho you numpty put the light on next time

[Workingman]

But on the other hand if you ever get toothache... well.

[Ally]

Good job Mrs C didn't brush her teeth first that morning....

[jenniren]

[Osc]

[JanB]

Oh brill Crommers, glad it's not just us who get things wrong