Egg timer, the remain press are becoming more frantic to try and prostrate the UK before the EU. The Metro had a damning article about how the EU “officials” are giving a >50% chance of No deal and how we need to work frantically to get a deal at any cost. ¾ of the way down the article we find that the quoted body is a Remain Backing Pressure Group.
I think there is a need for some visual aid to the negotiations.
Let’s get a large box. Cover it in wrapping paper, with Promise and Good Deal written all over it and covered in ribbon and bows. The label reads “Agree to buy before opening” The price tag is inside the box and the payment schedule is also inside the box. The contents, inside the box, that we are buying, are not clear but will be clearly defined as soon as we commit to buy the box at the asking price; which is hidden inside the box.
That is the situation we are currently at. We have made an opening bid for the contents of the box and are now stuck with the EU trying to bid us up.
Whether you think the government could be doing a better job or not, ask yourself this. Would you buy the box if it were your own personal money?
The EU seems to have become very fond of UK idioms and sayings. So perhaps we’ll introduce some more idioms and sayings for them.
Fools go blithely on; where Angels fear to tread.
Cutting your nose off to spite your face.
As to who is going where Angels fear to tread, or trying to avoid doing that and who is cutting their nose off???? That, right now, is a matter of perception. In 20 years it will be a matter of historical debate.
Is it any wonder that the hard line Brexiters think the government is mad for even offering a penny for the pretty box without a price tag? As for the Remainers, the only thing they want is for the UK to stop this now so they can curl up under their warm comfy duvet and get another 100 years of solid sleep.
It is not a surprise that 2/3 of the people surveyed think that the Brexit negotiations are going badly. It is more of a surprise that 1/3 believe it is going well, so polarised is society. Something both sides of the press fail to mention.