The pedant returns

[Kaz]

The thumbs up smiley and the ROFL smiley are playing up this year. Sometimes I can see them, and sometimes not, they just leave a gap! Not much to be done, I'm afraid

As to apostrophe's..... ect... ( did you see what I did there ) this particular MUMMY couldn't give the proverbial......

[Ally]

Jacob calls me madre when he's taking the michael and Conor calls me mammy when he's not.

[JoM]

:?

Jacob calls me madre when he's taking the michael and Conor calls me mammy when he's not.

I'm mother when Joe's taking the mickey (which is quite often with Joe )