A police motorcycle ....

[Kaz]

Biohazard!

[TheOstrich]

Saundra ......

I will defend my stock-pile of tins to the last, bio-hazard or not!!!

[JanB]

[Suff]

Well, you know that the army chemical detection kit will detect fly spray as nerve agent.... (because it is).

So if you are twisted like that you could have some fun.

Not sure, quite, what the grunts would do if they caught you at it though.....

[TheOstrich]

Suff, you haven't got any knock-off bio-haz suits in your wardrobe we could borrow, have you?

[Weka]

It’s all been on the news here too.
What have you been up to?

[JoM]

Ho dear don't think anybody quite knows what to do over this incident
Are you sure it's not your hoard of tins in the shed ossi

Saundra.

Operation tinned haggis?

That was my first thought! It's that tinned haggis (still can't get my head around the fact that tinned haggis is actually a thing).

[Suff]

Sorry Ossie, the Army use charcoal embedded cotton suits. Which, as the rave set found out in the late 80s, when they bought up the old mk2 stuff; poisons your skin with constant contact....

Not that many in the Army who contemplate on the word Expendable...