I was in town sat having a cool lemon drink whe a young lady on another table answered her phone. She was smoking and on earphones so the conversation was unknown, but it was clear that she was Spanish.
Well, she went off on one, did she ever! There was shouting, hand gestures, pointing, slapping the table. She once got up and stamped her foot. When the call ended she nearly pulled her ears off when removing her earphones, then she stalted talking - to herself. More screaming and hand gestures, then...................
Then she realised she was sat outside in the middle of Leeds with all the world looking on. She got up, smiled sheepishly and made a small curtsy before disappearing inside. Not one of us laughed - honest!
