There are two ways in and out of where I live, both 'T' junctions.
I am approaching the junction wanting to turn right (indicator on) when this car turns in - on my side of the road! I stop. It stops. Then it goes to my left, mounts the kerb and stops again.
When I look can see an argument brewing... it is Hirek and Dzesi (Heck and Dizzy to us), my Polish neighbours... so I drive on.
When I get back Heck is so apologetic... Franz, I am so sorry, we arguing in Polish and I think I am back in Poland, so I drive like Poland. When she like that I have a wish for Poland, for her...