A university in Australia is offering an MA in "mansplaining". This is when a man explains an issue to a woman in a manner regarded as condescending or patronising. The course should be compulsory for all men as it is an essential skill.
Another course, women only, should be "womsuggesting". This is where women continually hint to men at things they would like, but when they never get them they complain loudly and with tears. Another compulsory course, which is subtitled "MEN DO NOT TAKE HINTS".
I'll get me coat.