It's smeeee!

[Julia]

I've finally got myself in here. I was trying to use my pigging iphone and getting precisely nowhere. It's lovely to see you all again, I think it's going to take a while to catch up

[Julia]

Blimey just seen the time, I didn't think it'd taken me that long!!!

[Kaz]

Helloooooo!! Lovely to have you here! Don't worry, plenty of us here don't know what day it is, never mind the time!

[Diflower]

Hellooooo, how lovely to log on and see you here
Get a comfy chair and have a good read

[Julia]

I've been perched on a dining chair for so long my bum has gone numb. I've been doing some homework, and the hour it should take has evolved into about 4, on account of me being the biggest procrastinator on the planet. First of all it takes so long for the laptop to get going, I went to do the shopping while it started. I had time to prepare dinner once I got back, as it was still taking its time. A couple of tea breaks, interruptions from Dylan and Claudia, one on the phone, one on my lap...A quick scan of tent reviews <ahem>, hanging out washing, bit of lunch, a couple of quick scans on Facebook...you get the picture

[Kaz]

Tents? Eek, I need somewhere to plug in my hairdryer

[JanB]

Hooroo you

[Workingman]

Jools, you will get called Jools as we all get our usernames modified by our friends hereabouts, get yourself over to the Computers board to see if any of us can help with the slow laptop.

And take no notice of Kaz.

I do the camping thing... no, let me rephrase that. I do the tenting thing. There is the big 5 man family tent, the two man with bike section for motorcycling trips and the small instant pop-up job. Very cosy with two people - choose your companion carefully.

I am WM.

[Kaz]

And take no notice of Kaz.
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Nobody ever does

[Diflower]

Who said that?