Blimey, haven't cars changed?
This rental thingy, this Kuga, is a lot different to my old Honda. You get in it - there's nowhere to put your ignition key - there's no key. You start it by pushing a button. But unless your foot is holding the clutch down it won't start.
That done, a disclaimer comes up on this mini tv screen saying "This is all on you son" or words to that effect.
You take put the car in gear and take the handbrake off. But it is not a handbrake, it's this little switch near the gear lever. Off you go and the dash flashes a green number at you when it's time to change up.
You come to a junction, stp and put the car in neutral. The engine switches itself off!
Not to worry, you put your foot on the clutch and the engine switches itself back on! This is obviously some sort of powerful ju ju at work here.
Maneouver it in a tight space and it starts bleeping at you as a warning. I toouched a button on the steering wheel and a voice told me to give it an instruction. What is this, the genie of the lamp?
As a car it's more car than most people would need. Big, wide, comfortable and rides well but for a dinosaur like me a teeny bit complicated.