Stupid people are everywhere.

[Workingman]

The bus sign clearly states X84 Otley LIMITED STOP.So it goes like this:

"Headingley please"
"Sorry, I don't drop off there"
"But you stop there, I have seen you"
"But only to pick up. It's a limited service, first drop off is after the ring road"
"But if someone is getting on I can get off. Right?"
"Yes, but it's a chance you take"
"OK, Headingley, I'll take a chance"
"I have to charge to the ring road, it's the first drop off stop"
"But I only want to go to Headingley"
"I know, and you are going to take a chance someone gets on so you can get off, but I have to charge to the ring road"
"This is so ***king stupid!"
"No, this is the X84, the stupid buses are the 1, 6, 28 and 97. They all stop at Headingley, where the stupid people go, now get off my bus I have to leave"
"But..."
"Go, or you'll miss your stupid bus!"

Cue cheers from the passengers and one well put in place moron.

[JoM]

Brilliant!!!

[molly]

[saundra]

think you mean normal people WM
its the season of good will

[Lozzles]

"No, this is the X84, the stupid buses are the 1, 6, 28 and 97. They all stop at Headingley, where the stupid people go, now get off my bus I have to leave"
"But..."
"Go, or you'll miss your stupid bus!"

Cue cheers from the passengers and one well put in place moron.

[Kaz]

[Workingman]

I guess the drivers have heard them all, so they have their patter down to a fine art.

There must be other "conversations" that people have come across. I would love to hear them.

[debih]

[meriad]

this has made my day

excellent

[Gal]

Excellent WM!