I have skinny jeans, skinny skinny jeans, low slung jeans, boyfriend jeans and Levi's. I have them in every colour imaginable.
All I wanted was a pair of jeans.
Not skinny, skinny skinny, low slung, boyfriend or Levi's. And blue.
Just a nice, normal, sit on my bum average pair of jeans. In blue.
This species of jean does not appear to exist in H&M, Zara, Mango, Bershka, Primark..or possibly the whole of Spain.
Rant over.