Love Island

[TheOstrich]

If any of you good folk are actually watching this enthralling entertainment, can you please slap new entrant Marvin Brooks and send him back to the Tatnam Stadium, Poole, because he's gone AWOL from pre-season training and the Dolphins' manager Tom Killick is currently not a happy bunny …..

[meriad]

who, what and where?

All gobble de gook to me; you may as well be speaking a foreign language

[Kaz]

Sorry Ossie, I don't watch it

[cromwell]

I saw a bit the other day. By your post Ossie I'm guessing that whatshisname is something like a semi-pro footballer?
God though, it's awful.
They talk a different language! All inflexions and the question mark at the end of every sentence?
The lads all look like gym bound steroid crunchers and the girls.... Six inches of fake tan and injected, botoxed and augmented.
And no, as one of them asked the other day, Barcelona is not in Rome!

[JoM]

Joe's watching this televisual abomination